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papetuk
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Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in the "papetuk" journal:
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11:30 am
[Link] | What makes Americans happy
Intimate Relations: 4.74
Socializing: 4.02
Relaxing 3.91
Pray/Meditate 3.76
Eating 3.75
Watching TV 3.61
Shopping 3.21
Housework 2.96
Time with Children 2.95
Working 2.65
Commuting 2.56
In other words, watching TV is 76% of sex.
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10:20 am
[Link] |
awesome
Like Mr. Miele, Ms. Gora had never imagined she was at risk of a heart attack, though she was overweight, hypertensive and a 30-year smoker, and heart attacks had killed her father and sister
NY Times is my favorite paper
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10:52 am
[Link] | The Adventures of X-Man and the Chipmunk, Episode 1
(In a treehouse deep in the woods. Chipmunk nervously approaches X-Man as he snoozes in his chair).
Chipmunk [in a high pitched voice]: Excuse me, X-Man? X-Man? Hallo?
X-Man [in a groggy voice]: What the f**k do you want, Chipmunk?
Chipmunk: I found a bug in the Food Supply System. Our winter food supply may run out early if I don't fix it.
X-Man (now eating a banana and spitting it everywhere as he yells): What the f**k is that? Fix it!
(Chipmunk does some serious thinking, mixed in with a lot of ass scratching and nose picking. He approaches X-Man)
Chipmunk (in a voice that is unnecessarily loud): I think that if I override the main supply line I can avoid the -- (X-Man loudly bangs on the wall) BANG!!
(Scared from the loud noise, Chipmunk immediately wets himself)
X-Man (yelling): Damn it Chipmunk, I don't care what the f**k you do, can you just fix it?!?
Chipmunk: Yes.
(Chipmunk works feverishly, mixed in with some loud sneezes and mumbling. 20 minutes later he approaches X-Man again...)
Chipmunk: It is fixed. I changed the --
X-Man (interrupting): That's excellent. You are my favorite Chipmunk. Did I ever tell you that?
(They both laugh and X-Man goes back to his nap. Chipmunk farts.)
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10:29 am
[Link] | Ja malenkaja loshadka i mne zhivetsia nesladko
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04:38 pm
[Link] | From Bloomberg Magazine:
"Deutsche Securities Marshall Gittler tracks foreign investment in Japanese stocks"
Nichego sebe zamaskirovalsia, kozel. Is Fuhrera stal marshalom i podalsia stockami torgovat
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06:33 am
[Link] | Gay Men Are Found to Have Different Scent of Attraction
Yeah, I even know what that scent is
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05:19 pm
[Link] |
ni huja sebe
Christian Rock for Muslims
A Christian rock festival, which was held last weekend in Morocco, caused mixed reactions among the locals
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07:04 pm
[Link] |
Nickname
U nas est doorman. Ego zovut Bill.
Ja pridumal emu klikuhu
Bill-Debil
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11:31 am
[Link] | Behind a mountain there is a higher mountain
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07:33 am
[Link] | Confucius say
if you know, you know
if you don't know, you don't know
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07:17 am
[Link] | AO
Alcoholics Onanimous
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06:29 pm
[Link] | He seeded the place with his DNA
I have nothing to say
I am evrei
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07:54 am
[Link] | I am an excellent kid
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12:48 pm
[Link] | Segodnia po televizoru videl obezjanu - ona kurila cigaretu
Current Mood:  devious
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